The Ladybird Book of How it Works: The Sister
The PERFECT STOCKING FILLER for anyone who has been having the same argument since 2001 or who no longer has ANY of their own clothes left, i.e. someone who is, or has ever been a sister.
"This is a sister.
Wherever you go, whatever you do, a sister will always be there.
Which can get really annoying."
"Over the years, Gareth has bought his sister Kelly every possible birthday present he can find related to the film he remembers her enjoying in 1989.
Kelly has had to come to terms with the idea that though they spent half their lives together, Gareth was not really paying attention for most of it."