The Ladybird Book of How it Works: The Cat
THE PERFECT GIFT for those who value elegance, affection, cold hearted killing and expensive, clawed to death furniture.
"A pet can be great fun.
Cats are warm and fluffy, like cuddly toys, and their owners give them lots of time and affection.
And, just like cuddly toys, they do very little in return."
"Over thousands of years, we have developed a special relationship with the animals that share our homes.
Dogs have evolved to serve many sorts of human needs.
And humans have evolved to serve many sorts of cat food."