The Ladybird Book of The People Next Door
Stuck at home? Annoyed by your neighbours? Then let this helpful guide tell you all about The People Next Door . . .
"Logan is reporting his next-door neighbour to the police again.
This time, it's for using a hairdryer before 8am. Last time, it was for trespass by blossom.
'You again,' says the duty sergeant, and gets the forms."
"Rachel and Robert's neighbour Mrs Vavasour has complained to the council about their hedge, their cat and the colour of their front door.
The morning after Rachel left her hair straighteners plugged in, Mrs Vavasour complains to the council that she was kept awake by a bright, flickering orange light and the sound of exploding wood."