The Ladybird Book of How it Works: The Husband
The handy guide to the HUSBAND makes the PERFECT GIFT for any long-suffering wife or prospective bride to give to their beloved husband.
"The wife likes to read romantic fiction. The books are a fantasy and an escape for her.
The husband does not waste his time on silly stories. He likes to read books about things that really happened and tales of real men.
Reading these will be invaluable if he ever has to land on the moon or be in the S.A.S. or help manage the England football team."
"The husband likes to do simple repairs, like changing the washer on a tap.
Afterwards he likes to talk at great length about what a struggle it was, and will want to be treated as if he has invented a machine that turns farts into gold."