The Ladybird Book of The Ex

Ladybird Books

The Ladybird Book of The Ex

$22.00

The PERFECT GIFT for anyone who has ever broken up with someone or ever been broken up with, or is about to take a trip to Break-up City, population you.

"Ah well,' thinks Martin. 'At least she left me a packet of cigarettes and a little bicycle made out of pipe cleaners."

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"Rocco paid a fortune for the website getdianeback.com but it failed to get Diane back.

So Rocco built a new Diane in his shed.

The Diane runs on a 1kW motor, can run most Android apps, and will probably not run off with Rocco's brother"