The Ladybird Book of Balls
THE PERFECT GIFT for those obsessed with the World Cup.
"If Ben were only happy when his favourite team did well, he would not be happy very often.
Instead Ben is happy whenever a team he hates does badly.
There are lots and lots of those."
"BBC Radio 5 Live has cut away from coverage of the worst mainland terrorist atrocity in decades because there is an important update from the curling.
Otherwise, regular listeners will complain."